I'm so new to this it's sad. *sigh* Well, my life is weird and I'll learn quickly how to work this. Excuse my language, I have a problem.
Plot Twist: You wake up one morning and you discover you are in the body of the character you RP
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
but he’s gay, so if you’re a girl you’ll probably have to rape him
no. no toby fuck u i hate you never again will i trust you omfg stab me
My best friend might move away. Hug me.
asdfghjkl; is now a verb.
i’m really good at wearing clothes, can that be my job
someone pay me to wear their clothes
and then other people will think the clothes will look good on them and buy those clothes
on my business card i can put “professional clothed person”
update: apparently this is just called “modelling” and i’m too short for it
i’m to fucking ugly.