I'm so new to this it's sad. *sigh* Well, my life is weird and I'll learn quickly how to work this. Excuse my language, I have a problem.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Plot Twist: You wake up one morning and you discover you are in the body of the character you RP
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
but he’s gay, so if you’re a girl you’ll probably have to rape him
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)
hell yeah beyonce motherfucker
Sluty McTigerBitch…. yay???
el dork bitch. FUCK YEAH
(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain)
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3
Points if you do it as a fictional character.
Points if you do it at all.
Fred Weasley, please.
(Source: captainfandom)
no. no toby fuck u i hate you never again will i trust you omfg stab me
My best friend might move away. Hug me.
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
asdfghjkl; is now a verb.
i’m really good at wearing clothes, can that be my job
someone pay me to wear their clothes
and then other people will think the clothes will look good on them and buy those clothes
on my business card i can put “professional clothed person”
update: apparently this is just called “modelling” and i’m too short for it
i’m to fucking ugly.
